Trump on the cover of Playboy in 1990.
Yes, Donald Trump, whose experience with dating women (with or without their consent) is well and truly vast has discovered the secret of spotting women that are great in bed.
The Donald pontificates that troubled women are the best in bed. Especially deeply troubled women. In his case, the Donald cited Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan.
Trump made these claims during a 2004 appearance on The Howard Stern Show on radio when he was 58 years-old. Trump got to this point by asking Stern what he thought of Lohan, then 18 years-old and one of Hollywood's rising stars.
Lohan's hit movie, Mean Girls, was released in 2004 while her Freaky Friday movie shown in 2003 was also a huge hit.
"There's something there right?" said Trump. "But you have to like freckles. I've seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?"
Stern answered he was "not into freckles" but later asked Trump if he could imagine "having sex" with the "troubled teen."
"She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed.
"How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?" asked Trump.
Trump then began talking about a "friend" of his (probably himself since Trump has used other aliases in the past) with a preference for "crazy women."
"Well I have a friend Howard who's actually like a great playboy.
"I mean, I don't say this about men, this guy does very well. He runs silent, runs deep as they say, like a submarine. He will only look for crazy women. He says, 'Donald, Donald, please, please, I only want the crazy women.' "
Stern offered the opinion women like these were desperate.
"But for some reason, what I said is true," said Trump. "It's just unbelievable. You don't want to be with them for long term, but for the short term there's nothing like it."
Lohan's publicist responded to Trump's comments by issuing a statement saying Lohan is "choosing to focus on the positive things happening in her life and has decided to disregard the comments made about her by Presidential nominee Donald Trump. She is focusing on helping children around the world in need and that's where her passion is."
"Donald Trump is a perfect example that money cannot buy you class. As a man, I am disgusted."
