Here is the complete lyrics of the modern version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” that featured the “ANTM” cycle 22 winner as the model:
On the first day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me an HBO password to stream “Game of Thrones” for free.
On the second day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me two hours of comfort after listening to Adele’s new CD.
On the third day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me three venti nonfat, no-whip Starbucks Gingerbread Lattes sugar free.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me four subscriptions to access all the Kardashian-Jenner apps for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me five selfies to leave me thirsty.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me six tickets for my squad to see Britney’s “Piece of Me.”
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me a text that read “Netflix and Chill?” followed by seven suggestive emojis.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me an 80-inch Black Friday TV.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me nine terribly shaped Reese’s Christmas trees.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me a $10 Chipotle burrito with extra meat and guacamole.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me 11 seasons of “Grey’s Anatomy.”
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true bae gave to me 12 more thirst trap selfies.